Idiot's Delight/Episode 1-Revenge of the Rubber Bands

IDIOT’s DELIGHT
Host: Dirk Puddin

Tonight we present our first episode of Idiot’s Delight:

Episode I: Revenge of the Rubber Bands
First teaching assignment.
Substitute Teacher: Marvin Hap III (NERD EXTROIDINARRE)
Description: Pocket Calculator, Rubber Bands hidden in Nerd Pocket.
Setting: 5th to 6th grade classroom. Substitute teacher + Nerd = Rubber Band Warfare.
Opening: The onslaught of rubber bands flying in all directions. Most of them directed toward Marvin Hap III. Someone in the background will say in an idiot’s voice “It looks like it’s all over for Hap and his illustrious career as a substitute teacher.”
Hap Dream
Hap is reaching into his Pocket of Nerd and begins pulling out rubber bands, one by one. The children start to torment him again with another onslaught of Rubber band warfare. But something strange is happening here. The rubber bands he is flinging seem to moving at a greater speed and wait they have faces! Marvin Hap says in his nerdy voice, I have programmed my band of nerdy rubber bands to release, on contacts its lethal sting. All the students are now mindless robots of Mr. Hap’s Rubber Band, band. The class is completely quiet.
Principal Skinflint: “Why this is the most well behaved class I have witnessed in all my centuries of principal ship. Marvin Hap, someday you will be a real teacher.”

Wake-Up
As principal Skinflint walks in, he sees Marvin quaking in the corner and babbling like an “Idiot”, Rubber Bands, Rubber Bands, Blubber rants, Bubbles, Bubbles…
He is carted off and quietly and awakes a short time later. Thinking he had the worst nightmare possible, he has a quiet and content look on his face. As he opens his eyes a little wider, (top View) a rubber is speeding toward his face. He screams are terrifying as the rubber band sucks the living life out of Mr. Marvin Hap.

Thank you for watching this week’s first episode of Idiot’s Delight, Revenge of the Rubber bands. Next time, tune in for episode II, Invasion of the Rubber Bands. Until next time, I’m your host, Dirk Puddin saying, “Stop dreaming and wake-up.”